Ah, a dog's life.

What are you looking at? Can't I relax? Can't I people-watch?

And why are you here, anyways? This is a new site, and I don't think I've seen anyone else come round these parts. Sooner or later there might be something here for you, but right now...it's just me. Aren't I cute?

Come on, admit it: you love me. How can you not love me? I'm as cute as a button! Everyone loves me!

EVERYONE! LOVE ME! ADORE ME! BOW DOWN AT MY DOGGIE FEET!